So here's a little life update for y'all:

(Names have been changed.)

I have recently discovered that I am completely and utterly in love with my best friend, Eliza. One night, we both drunkenly decided to confess our love to one another (at this time we both had boyfriends, oops). Eliza ended things with her boyfriend and a few nights later her and I hung out. During that time, my boyfriend had been treating me really horribly, so she drove me over to his house and I ended things. That night, Eliza and I discussed our future together and how in love we are and all of this great lovey dovey bullshit.

I think two weeks later, (maybe? I'm not sure. I know it was two days ago.) we held hands in public and kissed and had so much fun together and that night one thing led to another and we had sex.

Yesterday, she decides to tell me that it's over. That she doesn't know what she wants. And that some days she wants me, other days she doesn't. And all this other bullshit.

So I'm fucking hurt as hell. I feel so betrayed and led on. And I think it's really fucking shitty and not a coincidence at all that after we have sex she decides to end things. Like, okay. It's not like I didn't just give myself up to you or anything. No. Fuck you. I'm done.

Moral of the story: Don't fall in love with woman. They'll rip your hearts out with their teeth.